Friday, October 14, 2005

ROCK GETS OLD

It might not be that surprising that - just in case - the Rolling Stones keep a machine backstage in case they need to restart their hearts; slightly more grim is the announcement that Prince is on a waiting list for a new hip.

The trouble for Prince, though, is that he's a Jehovah's Witness, which would make the changing out of his knackered old hip tricky, what with the rule about no blood transfusions. But we're sure the church would stretch a point - he's a little chap, it's not like he's going to need very much blood to top him up.


3 comments:

The Missus Complains said...

The new Stones album is pretty good, but Prince needs a new hip. This is really strange, he's too young. Maybe all that thrusting and gyrating wore his hip down prematurely.

simon h b said...

According to the story, it's been made worse by those high heels he wears.

Zeinab said...

23 positions in a one-night stand - not recommended it seems!

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