SHE'S NEVER MET ANYONE BETTER THAN HER

For its sheer mote-and-beamability, it's hard to top Sharon Osbourne's bad tempered rant against everyone who is a bit like her:

[She] said of Jagger: “He seems to be a bit of a social climber. Wants to be part of the aristocracy.

“Like that twat out of Roxy Music, Bryan Ferry. Him and Jagger are always up some lord or lady’s arsehole on a fucking Persian rug. They make me sick.”

Sharon Osbourne lives in a massive country house in the Buckinghamshire countryside.

Speaking of Madonna, she told GQ magazine: “She’s a twat. I would like to punch her. She is so full of shit.

“She’s in Kabbalah one minute, she’s a Catholic the next — she’ll be a Hindu soon no doubt. Fuck off you twat.”

Well, you could certainly say it's more than time that madonna made a dignified exit from the public eye, as it's clear any work she's had to offer has now got beyond embarrassing. Remind you of anyone, Sharon?

Then, just for good measure, she throws this in:

“Who else? Oh yes, Bono. What a twat. And Diana Ross. Awful woman.”

Diana Ross? Diana Ross?

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