Friday, October 07, 2005

THE SORT OF PHRASE WHICH MAKES US WANT TO CRACK OPEN THE SCOTCH AT 10am ON A FRIDAY

Scotch, or seek out a pearl-handled revolver. Thanks, Ananova:

Joss Stone is to make her big-screen debut alongside David Beckham in Goal! 2.

They're making a sequel. It's got David 'couldn't act natural if he had Stanislavsky directing him' Beckham in it. And now they're adding Joss Stone to the mix. Could it get any worse?

Joss plays a vamp who tries to steal the film's star away from his long-term girlfriend, played by Anna Friel.

Oh, god, Anna Fail's in it, too. Where's the glasses?


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