WE HAD TO TELL HER TO READ A BLOODY BOOK, DIDN'T WE?

Thoroughly disproving the notion that Scientology is a cult at its happiest when it preys on the weak-minded and the rich, it looks like they're going after Victoria Beckham in a big way:



They've even got someone to help her with the more difficult bits of the book. Of course, Vic will have some difficulty joining the Scientologists, unless she cheats on that hundred-question personality test.

With a sick child, and with L Ron Hubbard's made-up religion offering the possiblity of healing through touching, it's understandable that Beckham might be tempted. But ask yourself, Victoria: if being a Scientologist is such a great move, where's Jenna Elfman now, eh?

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