WE'RE SURE THIS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT SEEMS A GOOD IDEA TO SAY AT THE TIME

The sort of thing that will hang around in cuttings files and leap out at your for the rest of your life, Enrique Iglesias, this is:

"The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms," he deadpans, mock-seriously. "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people -- you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

We imagine he'll start to grow tired of this joke being read back to him sometime round Easter next year; whereupon he'll start to react like David Cameron on last night's Channel 4 News.

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