AT LEAST HER APPENDIX KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER PERFECT POP MOMENTS

It's been a rubbish year for Javine, all-in-all; there was the not-entirely-careerwise Eurovision flop, the "it must have been a spiked drink" nightclub incident and now she's in hospital with a burst appendix.

She was taken to hospital in agony, but there was a delay - apparently when she started writhing about, pulling a face and moaning and wailing, her friends thought she was just reprising her Eurovision performance.

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