KNOCKED UP AND BACK TO BLIGHTY

While Pete flees the UK, Geri Halliwell is returning. No, we hadn't realised she'd left to start a new life and a new phase of her career in America, either, and we suspect very few Americans had. It seems she didn't want to raise her child alone in America - probably because she couldn't stand the thought of people saying to the kid "Your mother's jammy who?"

Americans will spend today celebrating the news by throwing parties to celebrate that they have been delivered from their horrible fate, so we wish all our American readers a very happy Thanksgiving Day.

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