NOT THAT SHE'D EVER PUSH HER KIDS TO PROP UP HER OWN CAREER

Having had a massive hissy fit last month when Bon Jovi accused her of exploiting her kids to promote herself, tonight Madonna will go on Channel 4 to show off how musical her kids are and, erm, promote her new album with them. We imagine we're just not bright enough to know how this isn't exploiting them, but it does seem curious that someone who insisted on acres of the British countryside being ruled off-limits to everybody to protect her family's privacy is comfortable waving her family about on a prime-time chatshow.

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