Monday, November 28, 2005


The seventh of Rod Stewart's ongoing series of kids has been released with the news that Penny Lancaster has given birth to a gushing press release:

"It means so much to Rod and I that we were able to keep to our birthing plan and have our baby naturally. It was the most empowering and spiritual experience of my life."

The baby - besides being empowering - was seven pounds seven ounces. Baby seven, seven pounds, seven ounces; seventy-seven year old dad. We're seeing a pattern.

1 comment:

cheesemeister said...

As a woman who went through the birth from hell (great son, horrible birth!) I feel the need to puke whenever I see some hotsy-totsy wife of some over-the-hill rock star or actor describe the birth of her child as "spiritually empowering" or any other combination of those words.
Please envision virtual puke now!
Thank you for your always entertaining if sometimes enraging and/or nauseating tales of Stupid Celebrity Terrorist Attacks on All Forms of Intelligence!

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