TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME

Perhaps one of the most conceited competitions in recorded history: Christina Aguilera wants fans to leave her a message on a special voicemail line telling them what her music means to them ("time to pull a sock onto my hand and make sure the bolt is firmly across" not what they're looking for, we'd guess.) The best examples will wind up on her next album - that sounds like a great idea, a bit of the album dedicated to people saying they lurrrve you. That won't suck.

Apparently the number is 0018009277821, and Christina wants her fans to be creative and come in at under a minute. "When I hear your songs, I wonder if you take it up the wrong 'un" will leave you with a good thirty seconds to pant.

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