Thursday, November 17, 2005

WHAT WE TOWNIES DON'T REALISE IS DRUNK-DRIVING IS VITAL TO KEEP DOWN NUMBERS IN THE COUNTRY

Bryan Ferry's troublesome fox-slaughtering son, Otis Ferry, has appeared in court charged with being one and a half time over the drunk driving limit.

He's accused of having 55 micrograms of blood per 100 milimetres of breath when he was stopped in Cirencester, charges which he denies.

It turns out that Otis isn't even his real name - it's Charles, but he uses Otis, a middle name. Presumably he was afraid Charles sounded a bit too oikish.


1 comment:

cheesemeister said...

Gosh, with all those cool songs Bryan Ferry wrote, then he goes and spawns a loser like this!
Too bad he couldn't edit Sonny a bit, or remix him and see if he could come up with something better!

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