BRITNEY AND KEVIN GO TO THE MOVIES

The people who act as a cordon sanitaire between love's young dream Britney and Kevin are trying to play it down, but it seems every time they set foot outside the house, Spears and Federline fall out. Their latest spat came at the cinema, where they were spotted having a massive row during Memoirs Of A Geisha - presumably over when, exactly, the giant lion was going to turn up and if they'd missed the bit when the kids went into the wardrobe:

"Kev spent the whole time on the phone. Then they had a fight when he tried to leave early."

We'd always disliked Fed, but discovering that he's the sort of person who uses his mobile during a movie means we've changed the colour coding on our scale up to a rather violent shade of purple.

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