CHRISTINA PUTS SOME CLOTHES ON

Now that she's not as young as she once was ("she's a married woman") Christina Aguilera has pledged that she's going to throw out all her old stage costumes - something which won't take up much space in the charity clothes box - and clean up her act:

"I think the Christina look I had before meeting Jordan is well and truly in my past.

"I've decided on a classier image for the future - more fitting for a married lady."

That shouldn't upset her record company - after all, there's always been more to Christina than the videos of her writhing about in a push-up bra, hasn't there?

Well, they've got the Christmas holidays to work out what it might have been, at least.

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