ELTON DROPS THE SOAP, TOWELS

We're not quite sure where the brand synergy comes in, but apparently Elton John is selling soap and towels to raise money for aids charities. We once had a lucrative sideline selling soaps and towels, but then the Marriott fixed the lock on its storeroom and we had to go back to the drugs testing to earn a crust.

Elton is selling the towels through Superdrug, though, which seems all wrong - surely that's nowhere near fabulous enough?

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