IF ONLY THEY'D DONE IT FOR US

It would be nice to think that the news that your-dad-as-Peter-Andre Chico Slimani was being stopped from releasing a Christmas single because someone has decided that it would ruin the holidays for us, but it's more because his X-Factor contract won't let him compete with the 'official' X-Factor single. Of course, if you really want to buy somebody a record by a poorly-thought-out comedy character with bulging eyes, there's always the crazy frog.

We can't be arsed to check, but we'd imagine Chico said something about it being Chico time.

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