RELAX, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BREED AND CREATE A POP-KILLING REALITY TV BABY

The Sun is quite exercised about this - you can almost hear Victoria Newton's shocked gasp reverberating around Wapping:

THIS is the most shameful and pointless pretend publicity shot I’ve ever had the misfortune to see.

X Factor loser CHICO SLIMANI posed for the fake picture with Pop Stars: The Rivals loser GABRIELA IRIMIA from CHEEKY GIRLS.

How dare they? How can these people abuse this nation's fine tradition of paparazzi sneaking about in the shadows to snatch pictures of people we don't really care much about and throw the whole fine, noble tradition into question and disrepute? Why, if we allow this sort of thing, how can we be sure that the next time we see, say, a longlens shot of Robbie Williams standing quite close to a lady that he's actually planning a romp of some sort?

The only real question, though, is why, if Newton is so outraged by the sham, did she print the picture in her paper? They took the picture to get some publicity, and you gave it to them, Vic... not so "pointless" at all, then, was it?

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