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THE SEAL DIET
How does Seal keep himself in shape? With a plane and a chisel, perhaps? Or body-shaping tights of some sort? No, apparently, he has a rule: he never eats after 2pm.
Probably because that's the time the all you can eat buffet at his local Pizza Hut finishes.
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Be very careful what you say about Seal- he clearly has magical powers. How else do you explain the marriage to Heidi Klum? I'd hate for you to have to give up blogging because of a nasty case of BeingTurnedIntoAFrogism.
Seal clearly does have magical powers - he made his promising career disappear, and yet still floats above us with no visible means of support
True, but at least you have to admire his self-honesty; "Oh dear, my first couple of singles were sizzling pop gems, but the last ones honked to high heaven. Maybe I'd better knock this pop star lark on the head."
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