Friday, December 09, 2005

SLAP MY ARSE AND CALL ME HONEY

It's not really especially surprising to discover that newlywed Dita Von Teese likes to be spanked. If we had just married Marilyn Manson, we'd want to be slapped repeatedly ("this must be a dream... please, tell me its a dream") and if you had to have sex with him, positioning him an arm's length behind you would probably be the closest you'd want him.

We wonder how Mazza will cope now having a wife who's more interesting than he is.


2 comments:

Eyetie said...

Don't tempt him...please please don't tempt him!

cheesemeister said...

The only way I'd want to use sex, Marilyn Manson and me in the same sentence goes something like this:
"While I was having sex with Brian Johnson, Marilyn Manson was staying at the same hotel, several floors down."
Maybe Dita also likes to be blindfolded?
Peace,
The Wicked Cheesemeister

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