VELVET IN SEARCH OF A CONCEPT

Velvet Revolver, whose baffling presence at Live8 still has Pete Doherty wondering if it was real or just a hallucination, are starting work on their second album. And this time round, they're going to be doing a concept album.

They have a slight problem, in that they don't actually have a concept for it yet, but the last album was meant to be a showcase for their musical talents and they didn't have any of those, either.

We're betting, though, that the concept will include some, all or more of the following:

Nazi uniforms
Babes
Rock music being a unforgiving place
Thinly-conceived metaphors for drugs
Sex, most notably hot sex, all night long
Zombies
Really, really hot nazi zombie chicks
The balance of trade deficit
Aren't women terrible?
... even the hot ones
Jack Daniels
Driving large cars in the desert

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