WHEN INDIE GODS COLLIDE

Can you imagine what would happen if Liam Gallagher and Pete Doherty both turned up to see their kids with Lisa Moorish at the same time? If your answer was "turmoil", you can have an extra point, as that's what happened:

“Lisa has allowed Pete to see Estile recently. It seemed he was sorting himself out and she felt that he was ready to build bridges.

“But she would expect him to organise his visits on advance, although it’s difficult with someone like Pete. It didn’t help that he seemed a bit worse for wear and was rambling and stumbling all over the place.

“Lisa just lost her temper and Liam was really miffed. He turfed Pete out into the street and told him he wasn’t going anywhere near either of the kids until he sorted himself out.”

Being given a lecture about how childishly you're behaving by Liam Gallagher? Come on, Pete, even you must spot that's some sort of warning sign, surely?

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