Saturday, December 03, 2005

"YOU MAY POUR FAKE BLOOD OVER THE BRIDE"


Wooo! That'll freak out the straights, right? Marilyn Manson has married Dita Von Teese in a ceremony at an Irish castle. (Teese got married under her real name of Heather Sweet, which sounds more like a burlesque stage name than her burlesque stage name.)

A big, fantasy wedding. That's messing with their heads, Marilyn. Woo! We bet you had your wedding list some place crazy like Hot Topic, right? And when everyone was expecting you to give them a glass of champagne when they arrived at the reception, you probably did something, like, totally god-of-headfucky, like serving them Pimms. Woooo!


1 comment:

J said...

That Brian, I mean Marilyn, he's such a rebel.

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