Friday, January 13, 2006

THE FLIES ON THE WALL WISH THEY WERE ELSEWHERE

Great meeting of minds of our time, number 377: Yoko Ono taking Lindsay Lohan for dinner. A smart move by Ono - choosing a dinner date who is hardly in a position to stand up and say "you're talking rubbish, woman." And for the famously cash-conscious Ono, Lohan would be the sort of guest she wouldn't expect to be running up much on the bill. Apparently, the dinner was so Ono could give advice to Lohan on her role in the forthcoming movie Chapter 27, which is to form a new part of the Lennon myth.

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News claims that while Lohan and Kate Moss did pole-dance together, there was nothing even slightly lesbianical about their behaviour. "They did not grope or kiss each other." We'd much rather have that confirmed about Lohan's meeting with Ono than her one with Moss.


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