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WE'RE ABOUT TO DISCOVER EXACTLY HOW QUICKLY A FOOL AND HIS MONEY CAN BE PARTED
If reports on the Express/Star webhole the Daily Snack stack up, Robbie Williams is as stupid as we've always assumed - they reckon he's been persuaded to join the Scientologist cult. By Geri Halliwell.
It's one thing to join a bullying, cash-greedy cult which ruins people's lives. But to take spiritual advice from Geri Halliwell?
Scientologists - who took a religion L Ron Hubbard founded for a bet and turned it into a money-making scam - deny they prey on the weak-minded and gullible. But signing up both Halliwell and Williams doesn't exactly help their case.
Still, it's not all bad news from the Williams camp - apparently there's not going to be a huge earthquake in San Francisco any more:
"Latest news about San Fran is aliens fixed it. That's seriously what I heard - they fixed the Fault."
Oddly, the US Geological Survey doesn't seem to have noticed yet.
How much do EMI rely on Williams to shore up their bottom line?
2 comments:
Oooh, you said bottom!
I don't think you are allowed to be gay and a scientologist so that's all right then.
oh good that proves that Tom Cruise is straight then. Glad to have that sorted.
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