WHITNEY, BOBBY: THE CRACKS ARE SHOWING

You can't really take Bobby Brown's word on anything but he does seem to have been going round honking that he and Whitney Houston are getting divorced. Mind you, he did say this while trying to cop off with some other ladies, so it might just be a hardcore version of "my wife doesn't understand me."

Presumably they'll be down the solicitor just as soon as the front door stops laughing at them and the giant crawling baby with the flashing eyes gets out the garden.

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