Thursday, January 05, 2006

WILL IT STOP HER FROM MAKING MUSIC?

The astonishingly unlikeable Paris Hilton is being accused of slanderous lies and fibs in a court case designed to show how rich people live.

Zeta Graff - who is famous because her father has a lot of money - was accused, apparently by Hilton - who is famous because her father has a lot of money of trying to strangle her in order to steal her diamond necklace. Graff feels this has damaged her reputation to the tune of at least ten million bucks.

Meanwhile, in a separate lawsuit, Brian Quintana is trying to get a restraining order stopping Hilton from badmouthing him. Oh, and threatening his life, too.

Hilton's spokesperson says, actually, it is she who is the victim. We're going to send her a £5 book token to cheer her up.


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