WILLY O! 'UNG
Apologies if you're eating for the mental image: Will Young reckons Judi Dench thinks he's got a great cock:
"She gave me 10 out of 10 in the nudity department."
Well, he's taken that as a endorsement of how lovely his penis is, although it sounds a bit vague to us; more like Judi was just surprised and delighted he could take his clothes off on his own.
"Sometimes you feel fab and sometimes you feel atrociously ugly. It depends on the company that’s around. On the whole, I think I’m comfortable with my body."
If Will's self-image depends on the people's he surrounded by, he must have felt like Adonis on a Charles Atlas workout when he was sharing the stage with the rest of the Pop Idol freakshow turnouts.
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Of course if he was less than well-proportioned, Dame Judie would have popped her head round his dressing room door, cocked her little finger at him, twitched it, and made a Roland Rat like "MEHHH!" noise.
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