AND PEOPLE ACCUSE HER OF INFANTALISM

Okay, okay, so Mariah Carey uses a bid when she eats and that's why you don't see her eating in public, apparently. That might seem odd - although we do know a woman who would swear by her Tommy Tippee cup as a great way of drinking wine without having to go to the trouble of sitting up - but at least she's past the breastfreeding stage. For that, we must be offering up small prayers of thanks.

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