Wednesday, February 15, 2006

BEYONCE HAS THE CURSE OF BEAUTY

You might think that Beyonce has, like, the greatest life ever. But, no: for she fears that her glittering beauty eclipses her deifirrific talent:

"I'm a songwriter and I have eight Grammys, but I sometimes have to fight a lot harder for my respect. "But I don't really like to think about it, because I don't want to be bitter."

Beyonce must look at all those plain girls constantly rising to the top of the charts and being treated with nothing but respect and sob 'why was I born with such a lovley nose?'

On the other hand, could the perfumes, Pink Panther movies and shampoo ads work against you being treated as a latter-day Woody Guthrie, Bey?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The so-called beauty of Ms Knowles has always eluded me - she is skinny with a weird face and a huge arse (and vast thighs). Most unattractive. She dresses badly too, and as for that weird shrieking she does - is that singing? Find a note and stick to it woman!

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