Monday, February 06, 2006

GALLAGHER ON A RUNNING MACHINE: A BUTTERFLY ON THE WHEEL FOR OUR TIMES

Something to consider the next time Liam Gallagher starts to bang on about how younger bands are a bunch of middle-class tossers: he's upset his foofy neighbours making too much noise. On a running machine.

Nobodt seems clear if the thudding comes from the machine being too big, or just because Liam is a bit, well, starchy:

One resident living underneath Liam’s flat told me the star’s jogging even caused her light bulbs to fall out. She said: “Since Liam moved in our lives have been made hell.

“Just before Christmas he bought himself the machine and the noise has been unbearable. When he gets on it the walls start to shake.

“You can hear everything. There is the constant thud of him jogging. Sometimes it has got so bad that bulbs have fallen out of my chandelier.”


The problem is probably down to these things coming with printed instructions, which Gallagher's probably binned - you know how he feels about books. But without an explanation, he's probably figured that you're meant to run about your gym with the equipment on your back.


1 comment:

dickvandyke said...

I bet he sweats like a right cunt with that big Parka on

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