GWYN AND CHRIS AREN'T PUSHY SHOWBIZ PARENTS

You might have assumed that, with both their backgrounds in light entertainment, Paltrow and Martin would be keen to shove their kid Apple on stage. Not a bit of it. They're not going to force her into the showbiz world. Oh no, they've decided she's going to be a scientist instead.

Perhaps Apple has already come up with an explanation of how Chris Martin can drive an SUV and not harm the environment.

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