IT'S LUCKY HE TOOK HIMSELF OUT THE EQUATION BEFORE COURTNEY FOUND OUT

There's a battle we would have liked to have seen: Shakira versus Courtney. Yes, even although her breasts are small and humble, Shakira reckoned she could have a had a chance with Kurt:

"I was 14. I saw that blonde guy on TV, and although I couldn't see his face well, I knew that I wanted to marry him.

"I couldn't get over that song.

"I watched the video and ran to the store to buy the album, and it awakened certain feelings in me that I didn't know how to describe."

Okay, maybe when you were 14 you couldn't describe them... but surely now, Shakira? Surely you can now?

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