Monday, February 13, 2006

KANYE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH

Kanye West reckons he's a sex addict, because "I have a sexual problem, a sexual addiction. I want to do it all the time."

Actually, Kanye, that's not an addiction, that's just being a bloke. And there is a treatment for fancying a spot of sex - it's actually having sex. Kanye, instead, is self-medicating:

“My only drug is porn. I have porn with me all the time.

“Whenever I go to the porn store, I call it the crack house.”


No, Kanye. If your addiction is sex, whacking off over a back issue of Zoo is like using methadone in place of heroin.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would imagine by "porn", Kanye means his cds. He certainly seems to "appreciate" them to an inordinate degree...

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