KELLY OSBOURNE IS THE EXPLAINER

For some reason, Kelly Osbourne - she's related to the bloke from the butter advert, apparently - has felt the need to explain why Mischa Barton dislikes Paris Hilton:

"Everyone goes through phases, one day you're best friends, the next day you hate each other. Hollywood turns you into a bitch."

Let's hope you never wind up there, then, Kelly. Stick to the reality TV and... erm, whatever else it is.

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