MAX... KERRY MIGHT NEED SOME HELP AGAIN

So, that would be the work of Max Clifford unpicked overnight then, as another slew of bad publicity hits Kerry Katona. You might recall yesterday Max sorry, Kerry, told the Mirror how she'd cut so many people out her life, and how she was happy being single now?

Well, today's News of the World reveals how she cut Louise Oortwyn out her life - apparently by ringing her using her boyfriend's mobile phone and screeching "Mark's with me now and you need to deal with that! Go and give your head a wobble and learn to compromise, OK?"

Go and give your head a wobble?

Louise tried to point out that she was welcome to her boyfriend as he wasn't very reliable, which didn't really work well:

"Oh Louise, go and get a life for ****'s sake. What's your problem, love? Why is Mark being a cheat your problem? Why do I need to know that?

Can I not handle myself? Can I not work it out on my own?"

Then she stormed: "Louise, I'm with Mark. You're not. Get over it!"

Blimey. We're having trouble remembering what Katona was famous for - about five minutes, wasn't it? - and although it's enormously entertaining to watch, isn't this just a spat outside a chipshop such as you might see in any small town on a Saturday?

The terrible thing is that Max is now going to have to try and counter this negative piece, so we can expect much more cheery pro-Kerry blurbs in the Mirror at some point soon.

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