Tuesday, February 14, 2006

THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS THREE CDS FOR £10.

What a heartwarming story for Valentine's Day - a couple who met at Glastonbury have sanctified a love forged amongst the couscous and dysentry by having a stunt wedding at a Virgin megastore. Because what is important to remember about marriage is it is a solemn undertaking, a public celebration, and a chance to give Richard Branson some free publicity.

Apparently, at the "does anyone have any just cause or impediment" bit, HMV's Gennaro Castaldo wailed "It should have been me..."


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