ROBBIE WILLIAMS BUYS A CARAVAN

For his tour around Europe, Robbie Williams - and can we just stress here, as we're sure he'd want us to, that he's in no way gay - has bought a caravan to sleep in. It's a pity, though - if we were like Robbie, we'd have got our people to choose a series of quaint, quiet self-catering houses along our route for us to go to in the evenings. Perhaps Robbie just felt he wouldn't have the energy to go cottaging after all that dancing onstage.

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