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ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT DATING A SIX FOOT TALL BLOKE
It's slightly puzzling to hear that Robbie Williams has been dating a girl since Christmas - after all, as everyone knows, Robie has been grizzling already this year that his life is shit and everything. Nevertheless, the Sunday Mirror is convinced that he's dating Lisa Leveridge.
Who she? Well, as the picture suggests, she's a mate of Courtney Love's and is currently playing in Love's The Chelsea project. She's also six foot tall. You might be wondering how Robbie would come to be dating someone in Love's band... Courtney introduced them.
That's right, when Courtney's not having sex with Steve Coogan, she apparently enjoys nothing more than a sit down and a chat with Robbie Williams. The sound you can hear, by the way, is a kind of vortex which all of Kurt's ashes are creating by their post-grave spinning. Presumably it's only a matter of time before Love turns up on a panel advising David Cameron on something or other.
Flaaart - who tipped us off about this curious coupling - was much taken with this quote from the Mirror:
"Robbie is completely bowled over by Lisa. Not only is she stunning looking, but she's bright and very straight-talking."
Well, it must be nice for Robbie to have a partner who talks straight; that seems to be the type he goes for.
There's one other puzzling factor in the story, though: Courtney is supposed to have introduced Robbie to Lisa "around Christmas" - surely she was living under house arrest at the time?
4 comments:
Noted in Defamer this week : a report of Robbie checking out some blokes knob in the gents somewhere in NYC. Since he isn't gay I wonder why he did it? Iif it happened at all of course)
What they don't say is that this lisa bird is really a bloke, which makes sense since robbie is a shirt lifter.
This would be the friend-of-Courtney called Lisa that Neil Strauss declared his love for in 'The Game'?
In reply to Abbys question: Yes, allegedly Lisa has dumped Strauss. I've been unable to find any evidence either way.
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