THE SIMPSON SISTERS FIND A DEPTH THEY WON'T SINK TO

Curiously unfazed by their Dad's habit of boasting about their breasts to everyone and anyone, it seems Ashlee and Jessica Simpson have finally reached an incest taboo which alarms even them: they pulled out of a David LaChapelle shoot for Rolling Stone because it sounded 'too seedy'. We don't know what LaChapelle had in mind, but we bet the problem was more two doms in a dungeon than any actual seediness.

LaChapelle isn't amused:

"We were going to try and make the Simpsons look cool. I realise now that is an impossible task."

The question, of course, is why Rolling Stone wanted to make the pair look cool in the first place.

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