DOING IT FOR THE KIDS

We guess one of the things that makes Kylie so, well, Kyliesque is that she does put feet wrong as often as she puts her tiny-tootsies right. And joining the herd moving towards writing books for kids is clearly a mis-step.

Presumably, she has experience of explaining ideas in really simple words and phrases from conversations with Dannii. But even so... we can't help shuddering:

Jane Richardson, of publishing house Puffin, describes the work as "a lavish picture book with artwork and exclusive photographs.

"(It) will appeal to little princesses everywhere who love to dress up and have fun."

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