JACK'S PAD IN THE CITY

Aww, bless: Jack Osbourne's Mum is buying a house for him:

But Sharon, 53, is determined to lay down the law - starting with location. It seems party animal Jack had his heart set on living right in the heart of London - in seedy Soho - but Sharon has other ideas and after her son ruled out Hampstead, the pair settled on the more sedate Regent's Park area.

Presumably, Sharon hasn't heard of the tube.

Mind you, since most 20 year-olds have to buy their own homes, she might just figure that Jack is so reliant on her that if she doesn't tell him the way to Soho, he'll never find it on his own.

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