Wednesday, March 08, 2006


Why did Mary J Blige go to all the trouble of creating an alterego in order to be abel to express her bad side, as she seems quite capable of doing it without the need for a wig.

Her rider for her current tour requires the provision of a brand new toilet seat for her dressing room every time. (To be fair, if she does have to piss more than once, she is prepared to use the same seat again.)

At last, someone has found a way around the question of "how can you be sure there aren't germs on the toilet seat cover dispenser"?

But she's wise to be wary - Jennie reckons that her sister was at school with this girl who knew someone who sat on a toilet seat in aeroplane and she had a baby because a man had done his dirty business on the seat.

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