PILES OF HUMPS

This is what passes for history these days: Black Eyed Peas' My Humps has become the first ringtone to pass the two million sales mark in the US.

Not bad, we suppose, for something which manages to be an unlikeable song about tits. Although, as we've said before, when we first heard Fergie singing about her "lady humps" we thought she was talking about another bit. I suspect that's down to having read the original Dallas novel when we were ten - the phrase used to describe a naked Miss Ellie scarred us.

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