THE PLAY WHAT I WROTE

Used to making up stories about what he's been up to - of a "no, officer, we were taking the drugs to bury symbollically next to my departed Grandad" nature - it's perhaps unsurprising that Pete Doherty is working on a play all about himself.

The first half will be really great; after the interval, though, half the cast will have mysteriously disappeared and those that do return won't seem to be working to anything resembling a script.

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