POSH IS THE NEW JOAN COLLINS

Frankly, we wouldn't cast her having Cinzano being thrown at her, but - aided by Tom Cruise - it's rumoured that Victoria Beckham is being lined up for a Dynasty remake. As Alexis.

Normally, the news that Beckham is being considered for an acting role would have required us to be heavily sedated, but - as luck would have it - we'd already been heavily dosed when we discovered there was a Dynasty remake being made.

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