WHO'D WANT PICTURES OF KEVIN?

Not Britney, it seems. She'd gone on a nice holiday to Hawaii, without her husband, only to have someone drop by with some photos of him. Photos of him - and somebody else. Sandy Lakdar, to be precise.

This is Sandy: she's a French actress, model and dancer. She may well also run a perfume counter and walk dogs, too. We'd find it hard to imagine that she'd let Kevin anywhere near her - and she angrily insists she doesn't "fuck married men". That does kind of imply she'd consider Federline if he was divorced or, say, suddenly widowed, so let's just hope she was being polite.

Britney, it seems, isn't so conviced that it's all a bit of above-the-board fun:

"She was literally kicking and screaming. When she got back to her suite, she was so furious, she destroyed everything in sight. She called Kevin but couldn't reach him."

Of course, if Brit really wanted to keep an eye on Feddy K, she could have taken him on holiday with her. The downside of that, though, would have been he'd have been on holiday with her.

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