THE BANK HOLIDAY PROBLEM

The Bank Holiday problem: how do you fill a newspaper when everyone's had the day off? The Sun resorts to filling half its front page with news that Myleene Klass appears to have come back from holiday with bigger tits than she went with - Classic FM must be so proud - and finds room for Brian McFadden's ugly new tattoo. Presumably the bloke who draws up their pie-easy sudoku puzzle was on holiday, too, if they were that desperate.

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