KELLY TALKS ABOUT SEX

The way R Kelly talks about sex brings to mind a playground braggard, whose sole experience would have come from mucking about with girls from the third form.

Which might not be that far from the truth, although that case continues.

"My sex is so good, I have to break it down," he told the audience [at his New York show] during the latter record. Crowd members laughed along with Kelly as he started coming up with different lovemaking scenarios and adding them into his song, such as a session so good all you could do was hum after.

"Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm," he sang to more laughter.

It then gets even, well, odder:

He also previewed an unreleased song called "The Zoo," where he said he wanted to make love like a wild animal.

"It's like 'Jurassic Park,' but I'm your sexasaurus," he sang. "You and me, hopping like two kangaroos. ... You got me locked in your cage of ecstasy, and I don't want to be free. ... I'm your Tarzan, and you're my Jane."

His curiously immature attitude to sex is probably best summed up by the choice of album title for his next collection: Making Babies. The coy euphemism sits awkwardly with the sexasaurus.

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