Monday, April 24, 2006

MICK JAGGER FOUND IN GEORGE BUSH'S BEDROOM

The continued chipping away of the dignity of the current President of the US: he can't even get a rock star with drug convictions to be thrown out of his hotel.

Bush had his eye on staying in the Royal Suite of the Imperial, Vienna for a summit. But The Rolling Stones had booked the rooms first and weren't going to roll over. The spokesperson is from the Stones, not the White House:

“White House officials had wanted to reserve the suite and all the other rooms on the first floor.

“But Mick and the Stones had already booked every one of them.

Bush’s people seemed to be under the impression that they would just hand over the suites but there was no way Mick was going to do that.”


In unrelated news, the Pentagon has announced it has intelligence that Keith Richards is developing capability to produce weapons of mass destruction and warned it hasn't ruled out military action.


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