MR. ZETA-JONES REGRETS

Catherine Zeta-Jones (former collaborator with David Essex, of course) is a woman. Her husband, Michael Douglas, is a man. But he's a little upset that things aren't always so cut and dried:

"Young guys are somewhat androgynous and use cosmetics. The lines (between men and women) seem to be getting much closer."

Since this trend started somewhere around the start of the 1970s, we're left wondering if Mr. Zeta-Jones has taken three and a half decades to notice, or if he's just started to go a little bit Mike Baldwin around the edges.

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