ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT A SEX MACHINE

Ah, so it seems that we're no longer meant to be disgusted by the stupid sums of money for which tickets to the Posh and Becks "charity" World Cup Bash are changing hands, in case it gets in our way of standing open-mouthed at how the rich spend their money.

Latest addition to the grotesque burning of cash (in the name of starving children) is a planned duet between James Brown and Robbie Williams, something akin to, say, getting David Attenborough and Michella Strachan to co-present a wildlife programme.

Don't the rich live fabulous lives - and remember, any cash left over will find its way to UNICEF.

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